Obesity Embraces a Lucky Cure for this Growing Epidemic
A Lucky cure for obesity, which has reached epidemic proportions today, is illustrated in the close-up animation above. It makes up just a portion of the Lucky Strike cigarette advertisement found in the International Studio magazine below:
Those words in the pro-smoking advertisement of this elite publication, with all its glamour and wisdom, is included in the beautiful full-page spread found on its back cover reproduced below:
The so-called "educated elite," who frown on the smoking solace of poor working-class people, have led the attack on smokers and their holy rights. Their ardent followers are dumb ex-smokers, obese ex-smokers now, who no longer participate in God's holy activity.
Those pea-brained ex-smokers, fat hypocrites staggering along in a herd of aimless animals, can think of nothing now to do with their restless hands and mouths.
So they constantly grab and gulp down fatty foods as they swell up like bloated corpses.
Eventually their diabetes-ridden carcasses are trucked to hospitals.
Yet, after being unloaded among snickering attendants, those dumb overgrown elephants still have the ignorant audacity to roll over in their broken-down beds and point their greasy nicotine-stained fingers at visiting smokers.
Their anti-smoking propaganda has managed to get struggling smokers almost taxed out of existence, and those surviving are thrown out of almost every private business establishment for practicing God's example, even though the U. S. Supreme Court has ruled that private businesses are not public property!
To add insult to injury, their hard-earned money is allowed to be stolen by obese anti-smoking lawyers, in corrupt courts sanctioning unjustified lawsuits. Heathen judges and greedy lawyers have chosen to ignore God the Guide to rob Peter the Puffer to pay Paul the Pirate.
However, those culprits' turn is coming! The talk now is of taxing fatty food and prohibiting government health care for obese patients. What goes around comes around. The anti-smoking Nazis will reap what they have sown with their satanic seeds, and they deserve it!
The next time some obese ex-smoking slob tells you to put it out, ask him or her how long it took to become a haughty hypocrite—and hideous hog and a tax-free parasitic health-cost burden. Be sure to leave the lard-laden look with a slim smoking smile and a wise warning: "Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones!"
Obesity is as big a threat to public health as smoking and could be greater, according to a new study in the American Journal of Preventative Medicine.
Researchers from the City College of New York calculated that the quality-adjusted life years—also known as QALYs—lost because of obesity now equal those lost to smoking, so people might as well smoke and stay slim—and fit nicely in their coffins.
Although President Ronald Reagan did not necessarily need a Lucky cure for obesity, continuing to use another brand instead of gulping down jelly beans may have prevented him from dying with alzheimer's disease.
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